Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... Ouh Network Sites: Music Video Codes New Lyrics Myspace Layouts Ultimate Search SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 45   Joke: A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Jokes Offuhuge.com - Jokes.offuhuge.com