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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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