Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::




Ouh Network Sites:
Flash Games
New Lyrics
Ultimate Search


SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Accountant jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:145
 
Joke:A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. Were here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I dont have an opinion. Im a chartered accountant."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Accountant Jokes:

1.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more

2.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more

3.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more

4.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more

5.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more

6.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more

7.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more

8.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more

9.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more

10.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners