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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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