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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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