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Category:Men jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll have no clothes to wear, if we dont do laundry right now!"What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, Cmon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !
 
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