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| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.Theyd be wrong, but you could still use the... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more
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