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| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more
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| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more
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