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| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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