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| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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