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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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