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| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
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